38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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