this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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