I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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