does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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