People with herpes should wear stickers.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
We were destined to go to rehab together
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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