Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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