that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
My dick has a subreddit
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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