I don't think brook has ever known best
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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