just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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