Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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