i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
