So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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