would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
