Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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