There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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