So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
