Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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