Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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