you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
it's great music for shaving your balls
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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