redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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