I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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