I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
When did angry sex become our thing?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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