just tell him i said nine months
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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