and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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