And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
