Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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