you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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