the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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