i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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