it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
