i already hear my dad disowning me
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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