I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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