I'm pants shitting drunk right now
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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