so let's talk penis.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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