Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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