You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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