What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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