She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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