you win again, gameday.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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