is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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