youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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