It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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