Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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