i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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