No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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