I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
