Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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