Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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