You're so nebulous sometimes
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
you will always have a special place in my vag
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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