I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Randomize
