Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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