seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Randomize