it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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