and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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